Hold It In
Live. Laugh. Love.
…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, That was fine. And your life is a long line of fine.Flynn, Gillian. Gone Girl.  (via wordsnquotes)

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frosted:

bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

 


illkim:

When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked


42hearts:

there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at


wanksclub:

i’m the nokia phone in a room full of iphones

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